I can only assume that this means he has met his Prince Charming

Matt: "Time for Matt Marsh to engage CINDERELLA MODE!"

He's into "Eurogaming" if you know what I mean...

Matt: "I just need to seduce them into further board gaming."

"For Science!"

Today's quote is a guest appearance from the Master of Science, Jon Steffens.
Jon: "... and one thing leads to another, and I get a disease."

"Working" Hard

Matt: "Sorry [for not responding], I was browsing Nerf guns on Amazon.com"

If you know what this means, you may have been playing too much Pokemon. Oh, who am I kidding? There's no such thing as too much Pokemon.

Matt: "I need to start ev training my poop stat!"

"Research"

Matt Marsh: "That's my goal as a scientist: make animals reproduce faster!"

Umm, yes. Yes it is.

Matt Marsh: "A foxy lady is NO different than a foxy giraffe"