Who isn't?

"I am physically attracted to that steak."

Looking down under.

"No, I'm checking out the Koala."

Relativism at its most awkward.

"Who needs truth when you have poop in your shower?!"

The only station that matters.

"You get to hear awkward teenagers doing it for two to four hours."

Need is a relative word.

"Alright, I guess we need to go nibble her ankles then."

First Guest Spot: Embarrassing Quotes said to Matt

Our first post in the new category: Embarrassing Quotes said to Matt is from a certain Nichols.

"Hold on, hold on, hold on - I will grind sheep all day long... as long as you pay me something!"

Of Course!

"I did it a LOT gayer, of course."

How did he know?

"His junk is soldier resistant."

Matt's in town, the quotes will pile in.

"I'm not around that often - you need to take advantage of me!"

Matt was back in ROC this weekend so the quotes are about to pile up.