Euphemism or not? The world may never know.

Maybe I will get more ladies if I bring my tank onto the train.

We Swear We Weren't

Stop counting my crotches!

Negative Motivation

Stop that or I'll take those pants right off of you!

To me and Stephen Nichols:

So you'll have to streak NEXT to me!

Our first entry not said to me!

Matt Marsh: "Here, cuddle with a pile of my blood"

That just raises more questions!

Matt Marsh: "I make babies with my elbow!"

It actually might be a problem.

Matt Marsh: "Is that a problem? Because if so, then call me attracted to rats"

Oh, THAT"S where it is!

Matt Marsh: "Guys, my crotch is up HERE."

Hello World

This blog is pretty self explanatory, but just in case you don't get it, let's explain.

Who: All quotes are taken verbatim from Matt Marsh. If you don't know who this is, then this blog is probably not for you.

What: This is a public record of all the retarded things that Matt has said and will say.

Where: Wherever Matt goes, there will always be a little bird to filter back these embarrassing quotes.

When: Knowing Matt, probably for the rest of his life.

Why: I had previously been sharing these embarrassing quotes via GChat statuses, but I realized that they were not saved, nor were they available to a large enough fan base.

How: Just get into a conversation with Matt and you'll soon see how this works. If you would like to contribute, feel free to email me or make a comment on the blog.

I hope you all enjoy this blog as much as I will.